Plip: I'm such a grouch! >:(
Van Lieu: I swear I've been abducted by aliens.
Van Lieu: Medders seen one UFO with me!
Van Lieu: And Dave seen two of them with me!
Martin: You are SO full of shit, Van Lieu!
Van Lieu: Look, see? Where did this scar come from?? It's not a birthmark! I was abducted by aliens!
Van Lieu: I really don't remember what happened, but you're not supposed to remember your abduction!
Van Lieu: I don't care if you mother fuckers don't believe me.
Van Lieu: I mean, I think that aliens are the same as humans. Maybe they have space ships, but they don't have brain surgery!
Van Lieu: In fact, not only was I abducted, but alien took some of my sperm as well. There is a hybrid me walking around Mars somewhere.
Martin: Look man, there are no aliens, there is no little you on Mars, man. You are so full of shit man.
Van Lieu: Fuck you Martin! FUCK YOU
Sinaed: Well, how do you know that they took some of your sperm, Aaron?
Van Lieu: I just know man, if you guys don't believe me that's fine. Fuck all of you. Fuck you all.
Van Lieu: YOU believe me, don't you?!