Warning AHEAD: various jokes you probably won't get.
One night I somehow find myself in Santa Cruz. My coworker at Longs Drugs, Kathy, shown here carrying my apple juice like a good girl, and her daughter Stephanie invited me to Steph's 21st birthday bash. Woah!
Look at all the people I don't know!
I left for Santa Cruz right after work and got there at around 11:15PM. The party was like 70% hella azn's and 30% whitie. A fair combination of both. Woot
Doggy!
This is Mikey, Kathy's grandson.
Hey Steph!
Here's Steph singin' some kareoki. She's got a pretty singing voice!
Kathy tries to pass the mic to someone else
Kathy can't sing for shit. And I'm her best friend, I can say that about her.
Blackmail picture time
Victor (far right), Steph's boi-friend, does something he quickly regretted.
More singing!
These people loved their kareoki!
Drunk people
Oh man, drunkeness abount. Kathy had too mushhh to drink. I had like two cups of Henry Weinhard's and a few shots-worth of vokda-Midori-cranberry juice. It tasted like ass but did the job.
Vic, Steph, and Kat
They're such a happy family!
Steph and friend
Actually the birthday bash was for two people, Steph and her friend whos name I've forgotten. Sorry Steph's friend! :(
This guy was a good singer
He sung the greats.... which I can't remember. We all had some fun signing, I too sang along, but did no kareokin'. Beh.
Kathy doesn't like this picture.
That's why it's online!
Hey Vic!
Vunderful party!
Couch potatoes
I've got nothing funny to say here.
Evidence of my presence there
Hi.
So disgustingly unshaven
This was the only tongue action I got that night. And it was in my nose of all places.
Sleepy time
I was getting a little sleepy and was rarin' to go at around like.... 2:30AM, but Kathy and Steph didn't want me to leave just yet, so I passed out on the couch. Fortunatly no one took a Sharpie and drew a huge cock on the side of my face. But Kathy did take a picture of me all asleep like, which was only fair. However I didn't fall flat asleep as everyone's late night drunken rendition of various musical hits kept me awake.
Seeyah!
Eventually I woke up just as everyone was leaving and made my way back home at around 4AM. Good times and good night!