Last night was just like any other night... except for an odd red light in the sky.
As some of the fog cleared up overhead, we got to see what was creating the light... ALIENS!
They landed in a field close by, so naturally Dave (who was with me) and I rushed over to see if they could be helped. Naturally I brought my camera.
But as we got to the crash site, we quickly discovered we were in over our head. The ship was not only undamanged, but active! I watched under it's blue glow...
As it scanned me...
...and Dave.
PKOW! A bolt of lightning came out of the ship and discharged in front of our feet. Dave and I weren't hurt, but we didn't pick up on what it was for....
Another blot lightning came from the ship, flying over our heads and impacting in a tree. We again weren't too sure what to make of this. Was it a warning??
We didn't move, which seemed to prompt the ship in activiating it's laser beams! It almost hit me if I didn't jump back in time.... looks like these guys were about to kill us! Dave and I scattered!
Dave ran up a tree, but the aliens managed to find him there. The laser beams didn't hit Dave, but they did cut down the branch he was on.
He landed on the ground, but not before a car, apparently under the control OF the aliens ran him over. FUCK MAN
I hid behind a car, keeping an eye on the aliens while they searched for me. Meanwhile their laser guns were firing off in all directions, probably in an effort to get me wherever I may be.
They eventually found me and I ran... shortly after they took control over the car I was hiding behind and tried to hit me with it. I narrowly miss it.
Without hesitation, they took control of the Mini Cooper and tried to hit me again... It misses me, but not without rear-ending another hapless vehicle.
Thinking that they would try to hit me again with a car, I escaped down a hill. However the aliens didn't lose track of me, and began to drop cylinder charges. Here's one of them that landed right next to me....
I kept on running for a good 15 minutes until I chased down a different car. They pulled over and asked me how I was...
BUT IT WAS THE ALIENS! OMG