Last night was just like any other night... except for an odd red light in the sky.
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As some of the fog cleared up overhead, we got to see what was creating the light... ALIENS!
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They landed in a field close by, so naturally Dave (who was with me) and I rushed over to see if they could be helped. Naturally I brought my camera.
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But as we got to the crash site, we quickly discovered we were in over our head. The ship was not only undamanged, but active! I watched under it's blue glow...
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As it scanned me...
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...and Dave.
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PKOW! A bolt of lightning came out of the ship and discharged in front of our feet. Dave and I weren't hurt, but we didn't pick up on what it was for....
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Another blot lightning came from the ship, flying over our heads and impacting in a tree. We again weren't too sure what to make of this. Was it a warning??
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We didn't move, which seemed to prompt the ship in activiating it's laser beams! It almost hit me if I didn't jump back in time.... looks like these guys were about to kill us! Dave and I scattered!
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Dave ran up a tree, but the aliens managed to find him there. The laser beams didn't hit Dave, but they did cut down the branch he was on.
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He landed on the ground, but not before a car, apparently under the control OF the aliens ran him over. FUCK MAN
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I hid behind a car, keeping an eye on the aliens while they searched for me. Meanwhile their laser guns were firing off in all directions, probably in an effort to get me wherever I may be.
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They eventually found me and I ran... shortly after they took control over the car I was hiding behind and tried to hit me with it. I narrowly miss it.
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Without hesitation, they took control of the Mini Cooper and tried to hit me again... It misses me, but not without rear-ending another hapless vehicle.
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Thinking that they would try to hit me again with a car, I escaped down a hill. However the aliens didn't lose track of me, and began to drop cylinder charges. Here's one of them that landed right next to me....
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I kept on running for a good 15 minutes until I chased down a different car. They pulled over and asked me how I was...
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BUT IT WAS THE ALIENS! OMG
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